Now that adults are overseeing the government and have, for all intents and purposes, banished the toddler-in-chief and his white supremist henchmen from the political landscape; the daily briefings, led by White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, are honest, informative, and straightforward. No longer are we subjected to a blitzkrieg of hot-air-buffoonery and “alternate facts” spewed-out by disingenuous men and women like Sean Spicer, Kellyanne Conway, and Sarah Schmuckabee Sanders. Nonetheless, “The Price of Liberty” like Thomas Jefferson cautioned, can only be preserved by “Eternal Vigilance.” Stay alert. Stay safe. Resist. The Cowards Must be Voted Out
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The Cowards Must be Voted Out
The evidence against former President Trump in the ongoing trial regarding his culpability in the January 6th assault on the United States Capital is overwhelming. In the end, every Republican Senator who does not vote to impeach this ugliest of Americans is a coward. Into the bargain, Republican representatives of American citizens who are shamefully afraid to challenge the former President, lack the courage to help heal our deeply wounded country. These individuals must be voted out of office and kicked to the curb. Lastly, isn’t the lead attorney for the former President, Michael Van Der Veen, a majorly-creepy-ass-douchebag of a human being? Resist.
Treasonous and Seditious Liar
Vice President Pence prance-clapped his way off Airforce One over to a podium on the tarmac to spew treasonous and seditious lies regarding the recent fair and honest Presidential election. Knowing full-well Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are in fact the President and Vice President Elect, Pence smiled at the cameras like a racoon eating a sweet potato and fabricated an ugly narrative about voter fraud. Along with the Fuhrer-in-Chief, Pence should be indicted immediately if not sooner. Imagine how gratifying it will be to see Trump and Pence in their hoosgow pajamas sharing a prison cell. One fat-ass victim of his own inadequacy, and the other a sycophant with a fruit fly nesting in his hair, begging for his mommy. Stay the resistance. Stay safe.
No One Is Above The Law
In just over a month our national disgrace will come to an end. The man who drew an inside straight in the Presidential election of 2016 (with the help of Russia, marginalized voters, and fear,) will be the first POTUS to leave office and enter the Old Gray Bar Hotel. Like the former Governor of Illinois, Rod “Big Boy” Blagojevich, who spent over eight years in the hoosgow for attempting to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat, the current Toddler-in-Chief will face the Southern District of New York and spend the rest of his wretched days in a Federal Penitentiary. The moment the iron bars slam shut on the greatest grifter who ever lived, Trump will know firsthand what it feels like to be locked away in a cage. On that fateful day, decent Americans will shout from the rooftops, “No one is above the law!”
America Will Once Again Move Forward and Face the Sun.
Transition, (N) A movement, development or evolution from one form of style or stage to another. Shame on the GOP for their disgraceful behavior throughout this transitional phase of our Democracy. While Donald Trump and his minions behave like petulant children consuming a large bowl of sour grapes, freethinking Americans celebrate our richly deserved and hard-earned victory. Even so, before the worst President our country has ever seen exits stage left, he is determined to handicap President Elect Joe Biden. The Orange menace not only wants to see his successor fail; the Toddler-in-Chief hopes to punish Americans because he lost his bid to win the White House. Disparaging the incoming President and vilifying our free and fair elections, not only renders the transitional period problematic, it places every American in a clear and present danger. By making it difficult for the Biden administration to take over the reins, the current management is supplying our sworn enemies with the ammunition they covet to do us harm. In the end, Trump and his toadies are the real snowflakes who sit idly by while evildoers attempt to tear the fabric of our country asunder. Nevertheless, good and decent resisters will continue to come together and trounce this last vestige of shenanigans perpetrated by the racist temporarily occupying the Oval Office. At the end of the day, we the people proved to the world that although we let our guard down in 2016 and placed our freedom in peril, on January 20th 2021
Truth To Power.
Donald Trump is frightened to death he’ll lose the presidency in a landslide. Trump is a tiny-minded individual with a colossal ego. Losing his ill begotten seat in the Oval Office to Joe Biden, let alone suffering defeat at the hands of Biden and Harris is almost too much for the quintessential grifter with a bad combover to bare. Clearly, Trump’s misogyny is rooted in racism and with Senator Kamala Harris he gets a double dose of truth to power. Gleaning a line from the film, “A Few Good Men,” Donald Trump can’t handle the truth. Vote.
Donald Will Be Held Accountable
When Senator Kamala Harris takes the oath of office on January 20, 2021, she will take down Temporary President Trump as well. The savvy prosecutor and former Attorney General of California has the skillset to demand that Donald be held accountable for his maleficence, criminalities and corruptions. Unlike Tricky Dick Nixon, pardons and free passes are off the table. No get out of jail pass for Donny like his cronies, Mr. Manafort and Roger “The Penguin” Stone. The worst President this country has ever produced will face the music for the first time in his racist, xenophobic, misogynistic life. Vote.
The Easy-Riders Gathering In Sturgis
There is an old saying, “When you play with a snake, don’t be surprised when he bites you.” The Easy-Riders gathering in Sturgis, South Dakota are standing in a pit of vipers. They are in fact thoughtless individuals who don’t care about their own safety and even less about those of us who do. Selfish, Self-Involved, and Shameful are just a few words that spring to mind. Vote.
Donald And The Devil
The Republican Party sold its soul to Beelzebub when Donald Trump was elected to the highest post in the land. Now the evil contract has come full circle and the Beastmaster is belly laughing while Americans are dying in droves. In the past four months, more people have lost their lives than the Japanese nationals who died as a result of the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, ending World War II. Republicans are repeatedly on the wrong side of history and need to go by way of the Whigs. It is time Donald and the Devil were on the run. Vote.
Americans are Saddled with The Biggest Loser
In the midst of tumult and untold suffering, Americans are saddled with the biggest loser on Planet Earth since Adolph Hitler laid down his bucket of wallpaper paste and picked up a pencil to write Mein Kompf. If we weren’t actually living through this genuine Shakespearian tragedy, “Covid-19” would have made an entertaining motion picture or an eight-episode series on Netflix. In my opinion, there are only two reasons why anybody would be caught dead supporting this inept, ignorant, narcissistic, xenophobic, bigoted, reality host. Either your backing is being rewarded with cold hard cash or you are a racist. In either case, shame on you. Doubtless my words will fall on deaf Trumpeter ears, but without broadcasting my resistance, I run the risk of being complicit. Vote.