Donald Trump is frightened to death he’ll lose the presidency in a landslide. Trump is a tiny-minded individual with a colossal ego. Losing his ill begotten seat in the Oval Office to Joe Biden, let alone suffering defeat at the hands of Biden and Harris is almost too much for the quintessential grifter with a bad combover to bare. Clearly, Trump’s misogyny is rooted in racism and with Senator Kamala Harris he gets a double dose of truth to power. Gleaning a line from the film, “A Few Good Men,” Donald Trump can’t handle the truth. Vote. 
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Donald Will Be Held Accountable
When Senator Kamala Harris takes the oath of office on January 20, 2021, she will take down Temporary President Trump as well. The savvy prosecutor and former Attorney General of California has the skillset to demand that Donald be held accountable for his maleficence, criminalities and corruptions. Unlike Tricky Dick Nixon, pardons and free passes are off the table. No get out of jail pass for Donny like his cronies, Mr. Manafort and Roger “The Penguin” Stone. The worst President this country has ever produced will face the music for the first time in his racist, xenophobic, misogynistic life. Vote.
The Easy-Riders Gathering In Sturgis
There is an old saying, “When you play with a snake, don’t be surprised when he bites you.” The Easy-Riders gathering in Sturgis, South Dakota are standing in a pit of vipers. They are in fact thoughtless individuals who don’t care about their own safety and even less about those of us who do. Selfish, Self-Involved, and Shameful are just a few words that spring to mind. Vote.
Donald And The Devil
The Republican Party sold its soul to Beelzebub when Donald Trump was elected to the highest post in the land. Now the evil contract has come full circle and the Beastmaster is belly laughing while Americans are dying in droves. In the past four months, more people have lost their lives than the Japanese nationals who died as a result of the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, ending World War II. Republicans are repeatedly on the wrong side of history and need to go by way of the Whigs. It is time Donald and the Devil were on the run. Vote.
Americans are Saddled with The Biggest Loser
In the midst of tumult and untold suffering, Americans are saddled with the biggest loser on Planet Earth since Adolph Hitler laid down his bucket of wallpaper paste and picked up a pencil to write Mein Kompf. If we weren’t actually living through this genuine Shakespearian tragedy, “Covid-19” would have made an entertaining motion picture or an eight-episode series on Netflix. In my opinion, there are only two reasons why anybody would be caught dead supporting this inept, ignorant, narcissistic, xenophobic, bigoted, reality host. Either your backing is being rewarded with cold hard cash or you are a racist. In either case, shame on you. Doubtless my words will fall on deaf Trumpeter ears, but without broadcasting my resistance, I run the risk of being complicit. Vote.
A Bloated Toady Sycophant
Doubtless from coast to coast decent Americans have the same opinion of Attorney General William Barr. The man is a bloated toady, a sycophant of major proportions who groveled for the job of top cop in an editorial designed to get the attention of the racist occupying the Oval Office. Bill Barr slapped on knee pads and begged for Beauregard’s gig. Recently, the swollen bootlicker flaunted his disrespect, arrogance, and contempt for lawmakers at a congressional hearing. Just the same, good and decent men like Rep. Cedric Richmond of Louisiana and Rep. Joe Neguse of Colorado schooled the overstuffed A.G. in the art of all that is honest, moral, and truthful. We only acquire noble and principled men like Congressman Richmond and Congressman Neguse by voting. Vote.
I am The Resistance
The era of Trump is coming to an end. I feel it in my gut. I embrace the discomfort. I stay present. I stay in the power of now. I am not my mind. It is an illusion. I stay safe. I stay strong. I stay focused, determined, and driven. I am the resistance. I vote.
America’s Favorite Pastime
Doubtless, the next two seasons of America’s favorite pastime are in danger of a colossal no hitter. All the same, we need to safeguard players, managers, and scouts; not to mention, a myriad of fans, vendors, and even batboys from the disease scorching the planet. Currently, halfway measures to stop the deadly virus from infecting players and coaches, do not work. Until scientists and researchers hit upon a vaccine to strike out the dread disease, the only way to protect players is to put the game of balls and strikes on hold. I love baseball. I’ve been a New York Yankee fan since the days when Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris were launching the stitched ball into the bleachers. Nonetheless, I don’t want to see my team and the visitors stricken with the toxic Covid-19 virus and perish.
An American Hero
I make no apology for opposing the war in Viet Nam. It was unjust and immoral; nonetheless, the men and women who fought and died in Southeast Asia and the warriors who were wounded and incarcerated in death camps are genuine American heroes. When Donald Trump told a reporter that the late John McCain was not a war hero because, “I like my heroes who don’t get caught,” I not only thought Donald Trump was insane, I was certain everyone who served in the armed forces, past and present, would condemn his words as feckless and reckless. Countless soldiers did, but many did not. When Donald Trump made his absurd statement about a decorated soldier who spent more than five years imprisoned in Viet Nam, Senator Linsey Graham, John McCain’s self-avowed “Best Friend,” never came to the Senator’s defense. Instead, Senator Graham became one of Donald Trump’s trusted toadies, a sycophant of major proportions. Presently, Jamie Harrison is making a bid to unseat Linsey Graham in the senatorial race in South Carolina. South Carolinians vote your hearts and send Linsey Graham packing. Just think Linsey, when you’re unemployed you’ll have all that free time to carry Trump’s golf clubs.
Get Out The Vote.
In every state in the Union, polls show that Joe Biden is far above temporary President Trump in his bid for the presidency; double digits in most states and even higher in others. Even Florida and Texas are on the plus side for the former V.P. The major shift in Biden’s popularity is the result of the Orange Scourge’s ineptitude throughout the hideous pandemic. Apparently, people have an aversion to dying and Trump is literally killing tens of thousands of Americans. This November, not only our freedom, but our very lives hang in the balance. We the people must unseat the White Supremacist in the Oval Office and hold him accountable for his shameful behavior. Shortly thereafter, we will have the best Thanksgiving we’ve had in four years. Get out the vote.
