John Boehner, the former Speaker of the House, is the most hypocritical weasel to come along in the past decade, or at least the past six months (two weeks?). In Boehner’s recent poor excuse for a book, this poor excuse for a human being pretends to speak to the truth by calling the former President (I am of course paraphrasing) a colossal orange turd; a moron; an inconsiderate feckless loser. Even so, the phony weeping opportunist voted for Donald Trump twice. Not once. Twice. Two times. Dos. Doubtless, more than most, I understand the concept of selling a book. I write books. I sell books for a living. The difference between men like John Boehner and yours truly, however, is that this writer would never sell his soul, just to sell a book. Why? Because I have more integrity in the last three hair follicles floating aimlessly above my head than John Boehner has in his entire gin-soaked body. We need to call out men like John Boehner and John Bolton for the freebooting twofaced double-dealing people they really are. Please don’t buy Boehner’s (or Bolton’s) disingenuous, duplicitous tome. Resist. Stay safe.
