Vice President Pence prance-clapped his way off Airforce One over to a podium on the tarmac to spew treasonous and seditious lies regarding the recent fair and honest Presidential election. Knowing full-well Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are in fact the President and Vice President Elect, Pence smiled at the cameras like a racoon eating a sweet potato and fabricated an ugly narrative about voter fraud. Along with the Fuhrer-in-Chief, Pence should be indicted immediately if not sooner. Imagine how gratifying it will be to see Trump and Pence in their hoosgow pajamas sharing a prison cell. One fat-ass victim of his own inadequacy, and the other a sycophant with a fruit fly nesting in his hair, begging for his mommy. Stay the resistance. Stay safe.
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No One Is Above The Law
In just over a month our national disgrace will come to an end. The man who drew an inside straight in the Presidential election of 2016 (with the help of Russia, marginalized voters, and fear,) will be the first POTUS to leave office and enter the Old Gray Bar Hotel. Like the former Governor of Illinois, Rod “Big Boy” Blagojevich, who spent over eight years in the hoosgow for attempting to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat, the current Toddler-in-Chief will face the Southern District of New York and spend the rest of his wretched days in a Federal Penitentiary. The moment the iron bars slam shut on the greatest grifter who ever lived, Trump will know firsthand what it feels like to be locked away in a cage. On that fateful day, decent Americans will shout from the rooftops, “No one is above the law!”
America Will Once Again Move Forward and Face the Sun.
Transition, (N) A movement, development or evolution from one form of style or stage to another. Shame on the GOP for their disgraceful behavior throughout this transitional phase of our Democracy. While Donald Trump and his minions behave like petulant children consuming a large bowl of sour grapes, freethinking Americans celebrate our richly deserved and hard-earned victory. Even so, before the worst President our country has ever seen exits stage left, he is determined to handicap President Elect Joe Biden. The Orange menace not only wants to see his successor fail; the Toddler-in-Chief hopes to punish Americans because he lost his bid to win the White House. Disparaging the incoming President and vilifying our free and fair elections, not only renders the transitional period problematic, it places every American in a clear and present danger. By making it difficult for the Biden administration to take over the reins, the current management is supplying our sworn enemies with the ammunition they covet to do us harm. In the end, Trump and his toadies are the real snowflakes who sit idly by while evildoers attempt to tear the fabric of our country asunder. Nevertheless, good and decent resisters will continue to come together and trounce this last vestige of shenanigans perpetrated by the racist temporarily occupying the Oval Office. At the end of the day, we the people proved to the world that although we let our guard down in 2016 and placed our freedom in peril, on January 20th 2021
The Racist Among Us
If you are voting for Donald Trump, or you tell your friends, family, and coworkers that you’re undecided, you’re not fooling anyone, you are a racist. No one buys your little charade. Seriously, you’re not fooling anyone, not even yourself. You are a racist. So, dust off your fitted sheets and toss them in the wash or send them to the drycleaners. Make sure your pointy dunce-cap-racist-hat fits over your pointy dunce-cap-racist-head. Don’t forget to iron the little flappy thingy with the eye holes hanging down from the bridge of your dunce-cap-racist-hat, or it won’t lay flat in front of your racist face. Shame on anyone who supports the ugliest Un-American President who ever occupied the Oval Office. This grifter creep show we’ve endured for the last four years ends on January, 20, 2021. Vote.
Change The Way You Look At Things
Doctor Wayne Dyer said, “When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.” Countless Americans who voted for Donald Trump are looking at their previous choice for President in a new light. Three and a half years into his Presidency, onetime Trump supporters are conceding that they were in fact wrong. There is another adage that fits the narrative, “It takes a big person to admit when they are wrong.” Vote.
Over 25,000 Lies
Excuses, explanations, and intellectualizations are the cornerstone of the Trump administration. Granted, “intellectualizations,” is a serious stretch. In truth, Donald Trump has bald-faced lied over twenty-five thousand times in just under four years. Let that sink in for a minute; twenty-five thousand brazen, shameless, outright lies from the President of the United States of America. So, whenever someone avows, “All politicians lie,” I want to paint myself blue, roll around on the floor, and stick zucchinis in my eyes. Vote.
Un-American American
Over the last three and a half years, Donald Trump has been trying to take the country back to the ‘50s; the 1850s. For temporary President Trump, the mid twentieth century when white men of privilege ruled the roost wasn’t back far enough. He doesn’t see people of color sitting in the back of the bus, Trump sees black and brown people lying under the wheels. Those relics living among us who support the present administration and refuse to evolve by embracing the true melting pot we call the United States of America, stand in the way of progress. If you are someone who defends, validates, advocates, or champions the racist, xenophobic ugly American occupying the Oval Office, you are stoking the fires of fear, hatred, and division. If you can’t get out of your own way, how about getting out of mine? Vote.
Stop The Insanity
Along with the rusting zombie wandering the shadowy corridors of the White House, Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida is playing politics with American children’s lives. DeSantis, aka “Trump’s Mini-Me,” refuses to listen to reason. Medical professionals across the country and around the globe insist that opening schools before the pandemic is under control is tantamount to a death sentence for teachers and students. Even if children are able to fight off the deadly virus, they will, in fact, bring Covid 19 back to their folks, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, and grandparents. Stop the insanity. Vote.
