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Hypocritical Weasel

 

Hypocritical Weasel

John Boehner, the former Speaker of the House, is the most hypocritical weasel to come along in the past decade, or at least the past six months (two weeks?). In Boehner’s recent poor excuse for a book, this poor excuse for a human being pretends to speak to the truth by calling the former President (I am of course paraphrasing) a colossal orange turd; a moron; an inconsiderate feckless loser. Even so, the phony weeping opportunist voted for Donald Trump twice. Not once. Twice. Two times. Dos. Doubtless, more than most, I understand the concept of selling a book. I write books. I sell books for a living. The difference between men like John Boehner and yours truly, however, is that this writer would never sell his soul, just to sell a book. Why? Because I have more integrity in the last three hair follicles floating aimlessly above my head than John Boehner has in his entire gin-soaked body. We need to call out men like John Boehner and John Bolton for the freebooting twofaced double-dealing people they really are. Please don’t buy Boehner’s (or Bolton’s) disingenuous, duplicitous tome. Resist. Stay safe.

Eternal Vigilance


Now that adults are overseeing the government and have, for all intents and purposes, banished the toddler-in-chief and his white supremist henchmen from the political landscape; the daily briefings, led by White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, are honest, informative, and straightforward. No longer are we subjected to a blitzkrieg of hot-air-buffoonery and “alternate facts” spewed-out by disingenuous men and women like Sean Spicer, Kellyanne Conway, and Sarah Schmuckabee Sanders. Nonetheless, “The Price of Liberty” like Thomas Jefferson cautioned, can only be preserved by “Eternal Vigilance.” Stay alert. Stay safe. Resist. The Cowards Must be Voted Out

The Cowards Must be Voted Out

The evidence against former President Trump in the ongoing trial regarding his culpability in the January 6th assault on the United States Capital is overwhelming. In the end, every Republican Senator who does not vote to impeach this ugliest of Americans is a coward. Into the bargain, Republican representatives of American citizens who are shamefully afraid to challenge the former President, lack the courage to help heal our deeply wounded country. These individuals must be voted out of office and kicked to the curb. Lastly, isn’t the lead attorney for the former President, Michael Van Der Veen, a majorly-creepy-ass-douchebag of a human being? Resist.

Good and Decent Human Beings

Good and Decent Human Beings
There are more of us than there are of them. There are more good and decent human beings in our country than victims; miscreants; whiners; haters, and conspiracy driven simpletons. Good and decent human beings bear the blame for their own mistakes. Rather than looking for scapegoats, they look for solutions. Wherever good and decent human beings encounter hate, they sow love and reach out to those less fortunate. In turn, they are curious, loving, kind and altruistic. Good and decent human beings not only inspire others, they yearn to make our planet a better place for their children, grandchildren, and future generations. Nelson Mandela said: “As we let our own light shine, we give others permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates everyone.” No one should ever feel compelled to owe racism, xenophobia, and misogyny an open mind. Resist.
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Treasonous and Seditious Liar


Vice President Pence prance-clapped his way off Airforce One over to a podium on the tarmac to spew treasonous and seditious lies regarding the recent fair and honest Presidential election. Knowing full-well Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are in fact the President and Vice President Elect, Pence smiled at the cameras like a racoon eating a sweet potato and fabricated an ugly narrative about voter fraud. Along with the Fuhrer-in-Chief, Pence should be indicted immediately if not sooner. Imagine how gratifying it will be to see Trump and Pence in their hoosgow pajamas sharing a prison cell. One fat-ass victim of his own inadequacy, and the other a sycophant with a fruit fly nesting in his hair, begging for his mommy. Stay the resistance. Stay safe.

No One Is Above The Law

In just over a month our national disgrace will come to an end. The man who drew an inside straight in the Presidential election of 2016 (with the help of Russia, marginalized voters, and fear,) will be the first POTUS to leave office and enter the Old Gray Bar Hotel. Like the former Governor of Illinois, Rod “Big Boy” Blagojevich, who spent over eight years in the hoosgow for attempting to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat, the current Toddler-in-Chief will face the Southern District of New York and spend the rest of his wretched days in a Federal Penitentiary. The moment the iron bars slam shut on the greatest grifter who ever lived, Trump will know firsthand what it feels like to be locked away in a cage. On that fateful day, decent Americans will shout from the rooftops, “No one is above the law!”

America Will Once Again Move Forward and Face the Sun.

Transition
Transition, (N) A movement, development or evolution from one form of style or stage to another. Shame on the GOP for their disgraceful behavior throughout this transitional phase of our Democracy. While Donald Trump and his minions behave like petulant children consuming a large bowl of sour grapes, freethinking Americans celebrate our richly deserved and hard-earned victory. Even so, before the worst President our country has ever seen exits stage left, he is determined to handicap President Elect Joe Biden. The Orange menace not only wants to see his successor fail; the Toddler-in-Chief hopes to punish Americans because he lost his bid to win the White House. Disparaging the incoming President and vilifying our free and fair elections, not only renders the transitional period problematic, it places every American in a clear and present danger. By making it difficult for the Biden administration to take over the reins, the current management is supplying our sworn enemies with the ammunition they covet to do us harm. In the end, Trump and his toadies are the real snowflakes who sit idly by while evildoers attempt to tear the fabric of our country asunder. Nevertheless, good and decent resisters will continue to come together and trounce this last vestige of shenanigans perpetrated by the racist temporarily occupying the Oval Office. At the end of the day, we the people proved to the world that although we let our guard down in 2016 and placed our freedom in peril, on January 20th 2021

The Racist Among Us

If you are voting for Donald Trump, or you tell your friends, family, and coworkers that you’re undecided, you’re not fooling anyone, you are a racist. No one buys your little charade. Seriously, you’re not fooling anyone, not even yourself. You are a racist. So, dust off your fitted sheets and toss them in the wash or send them to the drycleaners. Make sure your pointy dunce-cap-racist-hat fits over your pointy dunce-cap-racist-head. Don’t forget to iron the little flappy thingy with the eye holes hanging down from the bridge of your dunce-cap-racist-hat, or it won’t lay flat in front of your racist face. Shame on anyone who supports the ugliest Un-American President who ever occupied the Oval Office. This grifter creep show we’ve endured for the last four years ends on January, 20, 2021. Vote.

Change The Way You Look At Things

Doctor Wayne Dyer said, “When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.” Countless Americans who voted for Donald Trump are looking at their previous choice for President in a new light. Three and a half years into his Presidency, onetime Trump supporters are conceding that they were in fact wrong. There is another adage that fits the narrative, “It takes a big person to admit when they are wrong.” Vote.

 

Over 25,000 Lies

Excuses, explanations, and intellectualizations are the cornerstone of the Trump administration. Granted, “intellectualizations,” is a serious stretch. In truth, Donald Trump has bald-faced lied over twenty-five thousand times in just under four years. Let that sink in for a minute; twenty-five thousand brazen, shameless, outright lies from the President of the United States of America. So, whenever someone avows, “All politicians lie,” I want to paint myself blue, roll around on the floor, and stick zucchinis in my eyes. Vote.