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No One Is Above The Law

In just over a month our national disgrace will come to an end. The man who drew an inside straight in the Presidential election of 2016 (with the help of Russia, marginalized voters, and fear,) will be the first POTUS to leave office and enter the Old Gray Bar Hotel. Like the former Governor of Illinois, Rod “Big Boy” Blagojevich, who spent over eight years in the hoosgow for attempting to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat, the current Toddler-in-Chief will face the Southern District of New York and spend the rest of his wretched days in a Federal Penitentiary. The moment the iron bars slam shut on the greatest grifter who ever lived, Trump will know firsthand what it feels like to be locked away in a cage. On that fateful day, decent Americans will shout from the rooftops, “No one is above the law!”

January 20th 2021


Why a plethora of Americans still support the most contemptable President our country has ever produced boggles my mind and saddens my heart. Yesterday, a journalist asked temporary President Trump if he would be making a concession speech after the election was certified on December 14th. The unhinged snapped: “Don’t talk to me like that. I’m the President.” For the past four years, I longed to hear one lousy reporter respond in kind. It would have been so refreshing to hear the journalist proclaim: “You are in fact the President and not the King. You work for the American people. We are not your loyal subjects. We are free Americans. Now, please stop behaving like a crabby baby who dropped his Tootsie Roll Pop and answer the question.” At the same time, from the moment the racist scoundrel rode down the escalator and began his hate-based campaign, I identified the failed realtor’s dark heart. Not unlike that odious morning and his subsequent ill-fated presence in the White House, the ugliest American still takes pleasure in dividing the country, rather than bringing Americans together. Nonetheless, take heart my brothers and sisters of the good resistance. On January 20th 2021, the scallywag occupying the Oval Office will be escorted off the people’s property, forevermore. Even so, we must never again let down our guard. The third President of the United States, Thomas Jefferson, once said: “Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty.”