News from around the World and in your Face Moscow, Russia- President Vladimir Putin announced that he is changing his name from Vladimir Putin to Vladimir Pooty-Tang. Upon hearing the news, President Barack Obama told reporters that from this day forward he will no longer be called Barack Obama, but rather Kevin Weinstein. New York, NY- Today on The View, Barbara Walters revealed to Whoopi Goldberg that she dated Thomas Edison and Henry Ford at the same time. Las Vegas, Nevada- Rick Harris of television’s Pawn Stars unwittingly bought a portrait of the Mona Lisa wearing a Hitler mustache for 11 million dollars. Bolder, Colorado- A referendum is placed on the ballot to change the name of the state from Colorado to Marijuana Land. Kiev, Ukraine- Currently in hiding, ousted President Viktor Yanukovych wears a disguise consisting of a wig, skirt and peasant blouse, and insists on being called Helen Yank-my-chain.