Florida’s premier amusement park, Disneyworld, reopened this week featuring a brand-new attraction: “The Peterpandemic Haunted House.” Before entering the chilling ride, patrons are asked to sign a waiver absolving Disneyworld of any wrongdoing in the event they drop dead, two weeks later. Florida’s Mickey Mouse Governor, Ron “Goofy” DeSantis, plans to be the first person in line to ride the new attraction.