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About PNTL

Hailing from Brooklyn, New York, the doctor of comedy began his career as class clown alongside cohort Larry David. After a brief stint on Wall Street, the bestselling author drove a horse and carriage around Central Park. Comical tours steered the way to stage doors, television studios, and motion pictures. In California the gifted performer was soon working alongside Gene Wilder in The Woman in Red and Ed Harris in the timeless Irwin Winkler production, The Right Stuff. The classic production about America’s race to space provided a straight path to Paramount Studios. As a young actor and writer in Hollywood, the author performed in over twenty motion pictures, working alongside screen giants Tom Hanks and Sally Fields in the film Punchline, Diane Keaton in Baby Boom, and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the science fiction thriller, The Running Man. The doctor’s fan club likes to remind his loyal readers that he also appeared in one of the worst horror movies ever made, Silent Night Deadly Night II. The accomplished artist redeemed himself as a Road Warrior, performing stand-up comedy with such notables as the late Robin Williams and legendary ground-breaker Sam Kinison; not to mention Jim Carey, Richard Lewis, and Ellen DeGenerous. Leaving no stones unturned, the resident funny man shared the stage with Howie Mandel, Bob Newhart, and provided voice characterizations for Hanna Barbera and The Smurfs. Presently, J. Michael Chamberlain’s musings are penned in a compilation of autobiographical essays entitled, Tiny Yellow Hat, a body of work acclaimed by writers and artists the world over. When the accomplished performer isn’t penning bestsellers and appearing on The Late Show, he can be found playing the blues in pubs across America and enjoying the good life with his spouse, Millisa, and their rescued hounds, Charles Beresford Tipton and Gracie Poochinella Pants.

Find The Pope In The Pizza Contest

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Just when I thought it was safe to go about my business without the Pontiff invading every waking hour; preempting my favorite television programs from Chris Mathews on MSNBC to the talented jokers on the Big Bang Theory, I innocently ordered a pepperoni pizza and lo and behold there he was again. Yes, indeed, staring at me from atop the pizza box was Pope Frankie in all his glory. Although I found it a tad disconcerting, I have to admit it brought back memories of Father Guido Sarduci, aka Don Novello, and his classic bit from Saturday Night Live Finda the Pope ina the Pizza Contest. Just the same I’m glad His Holiness visited America. He’s a decent, somewhat progressive guy, who, for example, no longer condemns the Gay Pride Parade. An act I always found hypocritical whenever the Pontiff rode through Vatican Square on a flowery float wearing a matching hat and gown. That said, he gave a great many people a well-needed lift and that’s a good thing. Just the same, I pray he doesn’t come back too soon. 

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Finda the Pope ina the Pizza Contest

Just when I thought it was safe to go about my business without the Pontiff invading every waking hour; preempting my favorite television programs from Chris Mathews on MSNBC to the talented jokers on the Big Bang Theory, I innocently ordered a pepperoni pizza and lo and behold there he was again. Yes, indeed, staring at me from atop the pizza box was Pope Frankie in all his glory. Although I found it a tad disconcerting, I have to admit it brought back memories of Father Guido Sarduci, aka Don Novello, and his classic bit from Saturday Night Live Finda the Pope ina the Pizza Contest. Just the same I’m glad His Holiness visited America. He’s a decent, somewhat progressive guy, who, for example, no longer condemns the Gay Pride Parade. An act I always found hypocritical whenever the Pontiff rode through Vatican Square on a flowery float wearing a matching hat and gown. That said, he gave a great many people a well-needed lift and that’s a good thing. Just the same, I pray he doesn’t come back too soon.Picture of the Pope.

A Brain the Size of a Mustard Seed

It never ceases to amaze me how someone can be a brilliant surgeon and still have a brain the size of a mustard seed. Ben Carson’s viewpoints regarding the LGBT community, for example, are laughable: “Being gay is a choice,” he said, in a recent interview. “Why else would inmates enter a prison straight and come out gay?” Or his disrespectful words regarding someone’s religious beliefs making them ineligible to run for the presidency. Incidentally, in the picture above, doesn’t Ben Carson look like a model in a J.C. Penney’s ad? Lastly, whenever the man speaks, I’m often unconscious within three seconds. I imagine before Doctor Carson operated on his patients, he only had to speak to them for several seconds and the anesthesiologist could take the day off.

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Trump; The Leader Of The Free World ?

Donald Trump the leader of the free world ? Trump couldn’t lead a puppy to a hamburger.   He’s a  21st century snake-oil salesman selling fear and widespread panic.  He’s an example of what motivational speaker Wayne Dyer calls FEAR:  False Evidence Appearing Real.  His recurring words are always dark narratives regarding America’s shortcomings; however, when questioned, he never has any solutions concerning our domestic problems and complicated global conundrums.  “I’m a business man,” he keeps repeating.  “I’ll run this country like a business.”  Trump went bankrupt four times.  This self-made man was given hundreds of millions by his father.  Trump talks about making this country great again.  The only way this country could get any better would be if men like Donald Trump climbed aboard the next space shuttle to Pluto..

Rump Plaza

For a time in Atlantic City, the huge letters above TRUMP PLAZA burned brightly. But as time marched on, one towering letter in particular began to fade. Finally, the floodlight displaying the letter “T” completely burned out. From a distance, anyone viewing the casino was presented with RUMP PLAZA. Donald Trump’s pretend run for the presidency isn’t all that different from the letters atop the casino. The higher the ape climbs, the more his ugly side is revealed. Mr. Trump’s fear mongering, blatant lies, and intimidation tactics will continue to work until the bully is confronted by his victims and metaphorically punched in the nose. By not standing up to the quintessential ugly American, we’re fueling the real-estate Mogul’s mean-spirited race-baiting techniques. Across the Continental Divide, intelligent reporters and journalists should be looking Donald Trump in the face and repeating the words spoken by Joseph Welch during the communist witch-hunt in the 1950’s. In defense of a junior attorney accused by Senator McCarthy of being affiliated with the communist party, the former chief of counsel for the United States Army and partner at a prestigious Boston law firm, said, “Until this moment, Senator, I have never gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. Have you no sense of decency, sir?” Donald Trump has no sense of decency, civility, and morality. He calls immigrants rapists and murderers, dismisses war heroes like so much trash and demeans women at every turn. He is not only a danger to our American way of life, but rather a danger to freedom-loving people around the globe.

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News from around the world and in your face

News from around the World and in your Face  Moscow, Russia- President Vladimir Putin announced that he is changing his name from Vladimir Putin to Vladimir Pooty-Tang. Upon hearing the news, President Barack Obama told reporters that from this day forward he will no longer be called Barack Obama, but rather Kevin Weinstein.  New York, NY- Today on The View, Barbara Walters revealed to Whoopi Goldberg that she dated Thomas Edison and Henry Ford at the same time.  Las Vegas, Nevada- Rick Harris of television’s Pawn Stars unwittingly bought a portrait of the Mona Lisa wearing a Hitler mustache for 11 million dollars. Bolder, Colorado- A referendum is placed on the ballot to change the name of the state from Colorado to Marijuana Land. Kiev, Ukraine- Currently in hiding, ousted President Viktor Yanukovych wears a disguise consisting of a wig, skirt and peasant blouse, and insists on being called Helen Yank-my-chain.

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News from around the world and in your face.

News from around the World and in your Face Washington,DC- In the second day of questioning the former head of the IRS, Darryl Issa continued to ask a series of idiotic and moronic questions, ultimately turning off his own microphone. New York, NY- Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel decided to trade names. Now, their late night talk shows will be called, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Jimmy and The Kimmel Fallon Show.

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Murder at Moose Lodge

An excerpt from the essay, Murder at Moose Lodge, in the recent Best Seller, “I’m OK, You’re a Pain in the Ass … a love story.”
For a time, I lived in San Francisco and performed with a theater company called, Murder, Inc. Our little troupe staged murder mysteries in restaurants, banquet halls, and fashionable homes along Pacific Heights. While waiters wearing comfortable shoes served gourmet dinners from silver platters, blood-spattered actors were discovered behind dessert carts or floating in toxic clam chowder -victims of random violence and dreadful acting..

EURIPIDES and FDR

I not only like what this two thousand year old dramatist had to say; I also love the guy’s name, it sounds funny and it’s fun to  say; Euripides. Euripides’ words are guaranteed to knock your socks off; therefore, I suggest duck taping your socks to your ankles before you read them: THE WISEST FOLLOW THEIR OWN DIRECTION. Another great man, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, uttered these gems, “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” Like misbehaving children, the branch of the Republican party that shut down the government should write FDR’s words on the blackboard five-hundred times..

The Worlds Best Book

Logo-e1373726934339— My latest book of essays entitled I’m OK, You’re a Pain In the Ass …a love story is currently available in paperback and on Kindle. I only ask that you buy one copy for yourself … and forty or fifty copies for your closest friends? All seriousness aside, please give my book an outstanding review on Amazon. Your good review will not only make it easier for people to find my book and enjoy the gift of laughter, it will generate sales; at which time, I will no longer have to sell my essays on the black market and live on the street with my aging tabby, Mister Whiskers..