Since the senator from Florida did everyone a favor when he dropped out of the presidential race; children frolicking in swimming pools in Miami have replaced Marco Pollo with Marco Rubio. Now, if we could just close our eyes and Republican front runners Ted Cruz and Donald Trump would disappear as well, the world would be a better place.
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Anderson Cooper Vs Donald Trump
At a town hall meeting, Anderson Cooper asked Donald Trump why he had said nasty things about Senator Ted Cruz’s wife, Heidi. “Ted started it, ” Mr. Trump replied, petulantly. ” What are you five years old?” Anderson Cooper said. “Your response is ‘Ted started it?'” Personally, I’m concerned that President Trump may be attending a high level meeting with President Putin of Russia, when the two leaders find themselves in disagreement. There’s bound to be an international incident when President Trump stamps his feet and proclaims: “Shut up, Vladimir, you poopy head. You’re not the boss of me.”
Ted Cruz / Arron Paul ?
After beating Donald Trump in the Wisconsin primary by double digits, Senator Ted Cruz reportedly said, “I beat the bitch down.” No wait, that was a quote from Arron Paul in Breaking Bad.
Finda the Pope ina the Pizza Contest
Just when I thought it was safe to go about my business without the Pontiff invading every waking hour; preempting my favorite television programs from Chris Mathews on MSNBC to the talented jokers on the Big Bang Theory, I innocently ordered a pepperoni pizza and lo and behold there he was again. Yes, indeed, staring at me from atop the pizza box was Pope Frankie in all his glory. Although I found it a tad disconcerting, I have to admit it brought back memories of Father Guido Sarduci, aka Don Novello, and his classic bit from Saturday Night Live Finda the Pope ina the Pizza Contest. Just the same I’m glad His Holiness visited America. He’s a decent, somewhat progressive guy, who, for example, no longer condemns the Gay Pride Parade. An act I always found hypocritical whenever the Pontiff rode through Vatican Square on a flowery float wearing a matching hat and gown. That said, he gave a great many people a well-needed lift and that’s a good thing. Just the same, I pray he doesn’t come back too soon.Picture of the Pope.
News from around the world and in your face
News from around the world and in your face.
News from around the World and in your Face Washington,DC- In the second day of questioning the former head of the IRS, Darryl Issa continued to ask a series of idiotic and moronic questions, ultimately turning off his own microphone. New York, NY- Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel decided to trade names. Now, their late night talk shows will be called, The Tonight Show with Jimmy Jimmy and The Kimmel Fallon Show.
The Worlds Best Book
— My latest book of essays entitled I’m OK, You’re a Pain In the Ass …a love story is currently available in paperback and on Kindle. I only ask that you buy one copy for yourself … and forty or fifty copies for your closest friends? All seriousness aside, please give my book an outstanding review on Amazon. Your good review will not only make it easier for people to find my book and enjoy the gift of laughter, it will generate sales; at which time, I will no longer have to sell my essays on the black market and live on the street with my aging tabby, Mister Whiskers..
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Penetrating thought of the day
The wisest follow their own direction … Euripides.
