When an English reporter mentioned Donald Trump at the press conference David Cameron held with President Obama at Number 10 Downing street, the audience giggled nervously. In truth, Donald Trump is a major embarrassment to the colonies. Like Barack Obama, the Prime Minster of England is an intelligent, pensive man who cares deeply for the goodwill of his country. Knuckleheads like Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, on the other hand, care deeply about themselves and little else. I’ll talk to you later, right now I have to grab a hammer out of my toolbox, because my soapbox needs a little reenforcing.