Monthly Archives: May 2016

Orangutan at a Trump rally

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Recently at a Trump rally, the orangutan sitting on Donald’s head heard the breaking news about Governor Kasich and Ted Cruz dropping out of the presidential race, and jumped off Mr. Trump’s head, ran across the stage and bitch-slapped Heidi Cruz, Karen Kasich, and Carly Fiorina.

Best sex we’ve had in years

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Senator Ted Cruz was so distraught when he dropped out of the presidential race that he popped his wife, Heidi, across the teeth with his elbow and then shot her a right cross to the chin. A few minutes later, Mrs. Cruz told the press: “That was the best sex we’ve had in years.”