Donald Trump is a racist, misogynistic, fear mongering bully, and those are his good qualities. All Seriousness aside, Trump is a heartless douche-bag and he doesn’t have any good qualities.
Recently at a Trump rally, the orangutan sitting on Donald’s head heard the breaking news about Governor Kasich and Ted Cruz dropping out of the presidential race, and jumped off Mr. Trump’s head, ran across the stage and bitch-slapped Heidi Cruz, Karen Kasich, and Carly Fiorina.
Senator Ted Cruz was so distraught when he dropped out of the presidential race that he popped his wife, Heidi, across the teeth with his elbow and then shot her a right cross to the chin. A few minutes later, Mrs. Cruz told the press: “That was the best sex we’ve had in years.”