It never ceases to amaze me how someone can be a brilliant surgeon and still have a brain the size of a mustard seed. Ben Carson’s viewpoints regarding the LGBT community, for example, are laughable: “Being gay is a choice,” he said, in a recent interview. “Why else would inmates enter a prison straight and come out gay?” Or his disrespectful words regarding someone’s religious beliefs making them ineligible to run for the presidency. Incidentally, in the picture above, doesn’t Ben Carson look like a model in a J.C. Penney’s ad? Lastly, whenever the man speaks, I’m often unconscious within three seconds. I imagine before Doctor Carson operated on his patients, he only had to speak to them for several seconds and the anesthesiologist could take the day off.